June 19, 2008
Long story short: I was biking from work on Tuesday night. It was about 9:40ish PM by the time I reached Lawrence & Kenmore. Just as I was about to go past an alley, a cat, darted out of the alley from the other side. I guess he left out of one of the condos and made it to the street. As he reached me, his head hits the front wheel’s spokes (and I was pedaling rather fast) and he just ran back.
No wonder people hate cats. They’re furry four legged assholes.
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Posted by Outsanity
May 19, 2008
Either Ashlee Simpson is marrying a horse
or…
her face is so horsefaced that she now humps them.
Move over Sara Jessica Parker.
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May 6, 2008
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Posted by Outsanity
May 2, 2008
I thought it was funny but, that’s me.
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