Dear Google,

I will keep this letter short.
I learned from a FriendFeed post by Chris Pirillo about something you made called “Lively” in your Labs. I have not yet try it but here’s a helpful review: “I didn’t realize it was possible, but Google Lively is WORSE than Second Life. Like, astoundingly bad. Don’t try.“.
I ask you: why did you even bother? From your YouTube video, you seemed to figure out how to clone Yahoo’s Avatartown and IMVU, mix them together, and produce the digital liquid shit you made.
Please scrap that little project and PLEASE scrap Orkut. Don’t besmirch the Google name with that trash.

What Yahoo Is Implying Is…

Either Ashlee Simpson is marrying a horse
or…
her face is so horsefaced that she now humps them.
Move over Sara Jessica Parker.

SP3 Minor Fuck Up

So, SP3 for Windows XP came out last week. I must say, the pc I’m on does seem to be a little faster. Keyword: little. Oh! Well, there is this one tiny fuck up that I noticed.
Look at the image below:

If you can’t see, on Yahoo Messenger, I use Arial Black, regular, size 10. For some damn reason, it displays it in italic or bold-italic. I thought I was the only one with this problem untill i Googled “arial black in sp3” and saw the first item.
I’m not the only one! I demand some answers, damn it!

11 In The Wind