Why don’t you just do everyone a favor and…
GO THE FUCK AWAY!
If we’re lucky, you’ll end up with topless photos on the web just like that other Disney Channel chick from High School Musical.
Since you’re a hillbilly, if you’re not banging your dad already, you’ll be banging Zack and Cody and other guys in the meth den for quick scratch.
Go away you teenaged Nazi!