I Call Starbucks “Douchebucks”

One day,
I’ll walk in there to see what the fancy big deal is. Note that I never
stepped in a Douchebucks as long as they been open. So, why do I call
them Douchebucks?
WARNING! — If you plan to get offended by
me bad mouthing your 10 dollar a cup coffee shop, then you better
kindly fuck off and suck it up.
Well, to me, everyone in there seems to always be in there almost
looking like they are important when they are really looking at hent,
sipping high price coffee, and just being there. These are the same
douchecocks you may have seen just being regular douches but now they
are coffee douches.

Damn assnutters.

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