Here’s My Video Game Pitch: Hasselbeck Evil

Please, watch this video and then you’ll understand this post better.

I think my Tweet seems a bit justified. And never calls kids “my little informant”. It sounds so wrong and dirty. Like “Chris Hansen” dirty.

I wish Nintendo was on Twitter so I can pitch a new game called “Hasselbeck Evil”.

It would be basically the same as Resident Evil but all the zombies would be Elizabeth Hasselbeck nagging at you with her retarded cat like logic and then you just shoot her.

Dear, The View,
You have one too many idiots on your show. Please eliminate the goofy blond.
Oh, and Tell Joy Behar to wear tighter tops. *sexy growl*

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