Listen, I’m a fan of Howard Stern but, like many Stern fans, I’m getting sick and tired of all these vacations. When one holiday comes up, they take the whole week off. A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK! I wish I could take a week off for a one day holiday. Coming off a new week listening to Stern help put you in a good mood. When you hear it’s a rerun or some special, it makes me upset.
I’m going to predict that Howard will even forget he loaned High-Pitch Eric that $100 last week who also claims to pay Howard back on Tuesday.