Best YouTube Comment Ever!

July 22, 2008

Let me show you two retarded comments for the same retard. The douchebag’s YouTube name is ChezterG. I’m not going to link his profile seeing how he only has 2 videos. So, I check YouTube and see I have 2 new comments. So, here’s the first one he sent me.

I laughed because, wouldn’t that mean he’d have to go to every popular vlogger’s YouTube and tell them to stop? For some reason I, peaked his interest (or hate). I pretty much told him to change his tampon and quit being a he-bitch. But then i read the second comment.
I’m flattered some 17 year old queer wants to keep tabs on me but… Sorry, Charlie. I highly doubt I’m going to listen to some punk emo cocksucker telling me to stop filming myself because he can’t find his wrist slitting razor. By the way, IF I was obsessed with myself, shouldn’t I have more videos than I already have? Hell, why would I be on the internet if I was?
Stupid knob gobbling knucklehead.


That’s What She Said!

July 16, 2008

Hancock

July 9, 2008

It's Hancock!
It’s Hancock! by Outsanity on Zooomr


Cat Killer Or Killed By A Cat?

June 19, 2008

Long story short: I was biking from work on Tuesday night. It was about 9:40ish PM by the time I reached Lawrence & Kenmore. Just as I was about to go past an alley, a cat, darted out of the alley from the other side. I guess he left out of one of the condos and made it to the street. As he reached me, his head hits the front wheel’s spokes (and I was pedaling rather fast) and he just ran back.

No wonder people hate cats. They’re furry four legged assholes.


What Yahoo Is Implying Is…

May 19, 2008

Either Ashlee Simpson is marrying a horse
or…
her face is so horsefaced that she now humps them.
Move over Sara Jessica Parker.


Splash Attack

May 6, 2008

I could watch this all day… And, I had at one time.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/377178


Planted Boob Joke?

May 2, 2008

I thought it was funny but, that’s me.