What Yahoo Is Implying Is…

May 19, 2008

Either Ashlee Simpson is marrying a horse
her face is so horsefaced that she now humps them.
Move over Sara Jessica Parker.


He’s A Spitzer And She’s A Swallower

March 12, 2008

So, they interupted The View to announce Governor Eliot Spitzer stepping down.
That fucker ain’t my governor so, why should I care?
Of course, I don’t like The View anyways.
Why don’t them chicks just get married and go the hell away?

11 In The Wind

February 4, 2008

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