Dear Miley Cyrus…

Why don’t you just do everyone a favor and…
GO THE FUCK AWAY!

If we’re lucky, you’ll end up with topless photos on the web just like that other Disney Channel chick from High School Musical.
Since you’re a hillbilly, if you’re not banging your dad already, you’ll be banging Zack and Cody and other guys in the meth den for quick scratch.

Go away you teenaged Nazi!

Love,
Outsanity

He’s A Spitzer And She’s A Swallower

So, they interupted The View to announce Governor Eliot Spitzer stepping down.
That fucker ain’t my governor so, why should I care?
Of course, I don’t like The View anyways.
Why don’t them chicks just get married and go the hell away?