Dear Miley Cyrus…

April 29, 2008

Why don’t you just do everyone a favor and…
GO THE FUCK AWAY!


If we’re lucky, you’ll end up with topless photos on the web just like that other Disney Channel chick from High School Musical.
Since you’re a hillbilly, if you’re not banging your dad already, you’ll be banging Zack and Cody and other guys in the meth den for quick scratch.

Go away you teenaged Nazi!

Love,
Outsanity
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He’s A Spitzer And She’s A Swallower

March 12, 2008

So, they interupted The View to announce Governor Eliot Spitzer stepping down.
That fucker ain’t my governor so, why should I care?
Of course, I don’t like The View anyways.
Why don’t them chicks just get married and go the hell away?